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jeroen.ca: art | life

My brother-in-law Jeroen Vermeulen is an amazing artist … one of his 8′ x 5′ paintings hangs in my dining room. Here’s a site that I recently put up for him:

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More content to come, as per usual. We’ve only got his recent paintings up … nothing before January of this year. That’ll come with time, however. It was important to get this up as soon as possible as Jeroen just had a show in the Netherlands, and some of his paintings are going up for public display and sale here in Vancouver next week.

Enjoy!

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PS: Jeroen is pronounced yer-roon. It’s a Dutch name (as is mine, sort of) and Jeroen is originally from the Netherlands.

[tags] jeroen vermeulen, art, website, john koetsier [/tags]

VentureThree: best self-branding site ever?

Text Link Ads just informed me that (yay!) they’ve sold another ad for me. (You can see ’em down near the bottom of the right column under, appropriately, text link ads.)

This is cool, because it pays the hosting bills and because I make more from TLA than I ever did from Google AdWords. It’s even more cool because text link ads are incredibly aesthetically better than AdWords. But it’s uber-cool because the latest one is for VentureThree.

Naturally, when someone wants to market themselves on my blog, I check them out. And VentureThree has the coolest interim site I’ve ever seen.

The title at the top says Branding | Brand Consultants | Strategic Identity Consulting Design, and the page looks like this:

venturethree.jpg

Simple. Direct. Powerful. Intriguing. Bold. Clean. Smart. Beautiful.

I love it. I want to work for a company with that kind of strategic aesthetic vision.

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In case you’re wondering, I haven’t posted anything about any of the other advertisers on this site … so it’s not like you buy an ad, you get a puff piece. Just so you know!

🙂

[tags] venturethree, branding, consulting, brands, john koetsier, adwords, text link ads [/tags]

Alternatives, Inc.

I think I just saw one of the worst company names in history. OK, after ACME.

A truck passed me today on my usual lunch hour walk. On the side, in hand-lettered type, was the name of the company: Alternative Cartage, Inc.

I can just imagine how this plays in marketing.

“Um, yes, we’re Alternative Cartage Inc., and we do want your business, sir. The one thing I can tell you about us is that we’re definitely different than the other guys. See, they’re them and we’re us. We’re an alternative.”

Not the best alternative, not the only alternative, not even a better alternative, but I guess, yes, they are an alternative, just like everyone else.

I do give this business owner a modicum of credit, however. At least he didn’t name it Agressive Trucking along with the other 20 bozos who had that bright idea.

Or maybe he saw them in the Yellow Pages and figured that being #21 was worse than having an even lousier business name.

[tags] business, name, naming, branding, john koetsier [/tags]

Utube took our advice: pulling in $1000/day

Last November when the Utube (piping company) and Youtube kaffufle hit, I said Utube should take the traffic and run:

  1. Change company URL. Inform all clients about 10 times.
  2. Put Utube.com on Google’s AdSense for Domains
  3. Watch the money roll in

Side benefit: Google will even host it for you.

Others chimed in with similar thoughts, and now it sounds like they figured it out, as Mashable is reporting. They’re bringing in about $1000/day.

Not quite the bigtime, but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.

[tags] utube, youtube, revenue, john koetsier, mashable [/tags]

Microsoft oPhone

Now this is how to respond to your competition:

(Doesn’t change the fact that I think iPhone is going to rock, but it’s funny, well-done, and … it’s got me listening.)

[tags] iphone, ophone, microsoft, apple, marketing, youtube, john koetsier, pr [/tags]

New rules of PR: I’m apparently in the book

Well this is too cool …

David Meerman Scott just wrote The New Rules of PR and Marketing and he’s thanking bloggers who helped him. Apparently I’m one of them … although I have only a vague recollection of the fact. In any case, thanks!

It’s a great way to alert people that your book has been published … here’s David’s list of those who helped in one way or another …

Robert Scoble
Adele Revella Buyer Persona Blog
Joe Wikert Publishing 2020 blog
Steve Johnson
David McInnis
Mark Levy
David Hamm
Mike Levin
Colin Delaney epolitics
Steve Goldstein Alacrablog
Todd Van Hoosear
George L Smyth Eclectic Mix
Mark Effinger
Michelle Manafy EContent magazine
Kevin Rose Diggnation
Grub Street Writers
Dave Armon
Britton Manasco
Jordan Behan
Nettie Hartsock
John Havens
John Blossom ContentBlogger
Larry Schwartz Newstex
Steve Smith
Melanie Surplice
Nate Wilcox
Ian Wilker
Cody Baker
Dianna Huff
Brian Carroll
Ken Doctor
Jonathan Kranz
Barry Graubart
Steve O’Keefe
Ted Demopoulos
Debbie Weil
Paul Gillin
Matt Lohman
Seth Godin
Rob O’ Regan
Steve Rubel Micro Persuasion
Paul Gillin
Joan Stewart The Publicity Hound
Glenn Nicholas Small Business Inspiration
Mac MacIntosh The B2B Sales Lead Expert
Jill Konrath Selling to Big Companies
Guy Kawasaki How to Change the World
Court Bovée and John Thill Business Communication Headline News
Grant D. Griffiths Kansas Family Law Blog
Robin Crumby The Melcrum Blog
Jim Peake My Success Gateway
Eli Singer Refreshing the Daily Grind
Duane Brown Imagination+Innovation
Scott Monty The Social Media Marketing Blog
Ian Lamont
Blog Campaigning
Rich at Copywrite Ink
John Lustina SEO Speedwagon
Adam Tinworth OneMan+HisBlog
Scott Clark Finding the Sweet Spot
Amanda Chapel Strumpette
Jennifer Veitenheimer reinventjen
Morty Schiller Wordrider
Matthias Hoffmann the power of news
Erin Caldwell’s PRblog
Ferrell Kramer Talking Communications
Anita Campbell Selling to Small Businesses
Rugjeff
Karl Ribas’ Search Engine Marketing Blog
Tony D. Baker Advanced Marketing Techniques
Tom Pick The WebMarketCentral Blog
Tina Lang-Stuart
Bryan Eisenberg Jeffrey Eisenberg Robert Gorell and the rest of the team at Grok Dot Com
Michele Miller WonderBranding
Publicity Ship Blog
The Media Slut
Brad Shorr Word Sell
Sasha Where Business Meets the Web
Ellee Seymour ProActivePR
Chris Kenton The Marketers’ Consortium
Paul Young Product Beautiful
By Ron Miller
Michael Morton
James D. Brausch
Janet Meiners Newspapergrl
Andrew B. Smith The New View From Object Towers
Cristian Mezei SeoPedia
Jim Nail Cymfony’s influence 2.0
Denise Wakeman and Patsi Krakoff The Blog Squad
Forward Blog
Ben Argov
Zane Safrit Duct Tape Marketing—Business Life
Will McInnes Online Marketing Guide
Robbin Steif LunaMetrics
Mike Boss
Marc Gunn Music Promo Blog
Nancy E. Schwartz Getting Attention
Kami Watson Huyse Communications Overtones
Todd Defren PR Squared
Michael Stelzner Writing White Papers
Dee Rambeau Adventures in Business Communications
Glenn Fannick Read Between the Mines
Owen Lystrup Into PR
Morgan McLintic
Mark Batterson Evotional
Jay Coffelt
John Richardson
Robin Good MasterNewMedia
Shel Israel Naked Conversations
Robert J. Ricci Son-of-a-Pitch
Mike Sigers Simplenomics
Dan Greenfield Bernaisesource
Brian Clark copyblogger
Lee Odden TopRank Online Marketing Blog
David Weinberger
Carson McComas
The FutureLab blog
John Bradley Jackson Be First Best or Different
Wired PR Works by Barbara Rozgonyi
Mark Goren Transmission
John Wall Ronin Marketer
MarketingProfs Daily Fix Blog
John Koetsier bizhack
Steve Kayser Cincom Smalltalk
Dale Wolf The Perfect Customer Experience
Eric Mattson Marketing Monger
Scott Sehlhorst Tyner Blain
Seeds of Growth blog
Hugo E. Martin
David Phillips leverwealth
Terry Affiliate Marketing Blog
Gavin Heaton Servant of Chaos
Mark White Better Business Blogging
Eric Eggertson Common Sense PR
Michelle Golden Golden Practices
Liz Strauss
Tony Valle Small Business Radio
Chris Heuer’s Idea Engine
David Evans The Progress Bar
Todd Andrlik The Power to Connect
The New PR Wiki
NewPR
Pelle Braendgaard Stake Ventures
Lisa Banks Search Engine Optimization Eblog
Chris Brown Branding & Marketing
Graeme Thickins Tech-Surf-Blog
Ardath Albee Marketing Interactions
Lauren Vargas Communicators Anonymous
Lori Smart Lemming
Dane Morgan
Jason Leister Computer Super Guy
Bill Trippe
Jason Eiseman Jason the Content Librarian
Reuben Steiger Millions of Us
Taran Rampersad Know Prose
John Richardson Success Begins Today
Valentin Pertsiya Brand Aid
Bill Belew Rising Sun of Nihon
Joe Beaulaurier An Ongoing Press Release
David Koopmans Business of Marketing and Branding
Chris Anderson The Long Tail
Roger C. Parker Design to Sell

Why I hate it when people say “let’s ask our clients”

Yesterday I was pitching a totally innovative never-been-done-before six-figure customer support, training, and marketing initiative for a multi-ten-figure product line with extremely high gross margin to the board of an industry-leading company when someone piped up and said the same thing every scared decision-phobic exec always says when presented with a new idea:

Maybe we should do a focus group or something – ask our customers if this is something they would like.

So I was happy to see James Dyson’s quote at the Independent:

“You can’t go out and do market research to try to solve these problems about what to do next because usually, or very often, you’re doing the opposite of what market research would tell you. You can’t base a new project two years ahead on current market trends and what users are thinking at the moment. That sounds very arrogant. But it isn’t arrogance. You can’t go and ask your customers to be your inventors. That’s your job.”

Bloody right.

There’s a time and a place for listening to clients … but usually it’s not when you’re inventing some new product or service. People want what they know. They literally can’t want what they don’t know.

Innovation often comes from the edges – and sometimes that’s clients – but unless you’re incredibly smart at reading between the lines, focus groups usually tell you what you already know.

(In case you’re wondering, we’re reconvening next week to get to yes – or no.)

[tags] dyson, innovation, business, strategy, john koetsier [/tags]

Entrepreneurs vs. wanna-bes

I get Perry Marshall’s AdWords/marketing email newsletters. Today’s had a section on entrepreneurs versus wanna-bes that I thought was really, really good:

  1. Wanna-be’s obsess about ideas. Entrepreneurs obsess about implementation.
  2. Wanna-be’s want more web traffic. Enrepreneurs focus on sales conversion.
  3. Wanna-be’s focus on positive thinking. Entrepreneurs plan for multiple contingencies.
  4. Wanna-be’s want to get on TV and get “famous.” Entrepreneurs build their list.
  5. Wanna-be’s seek a perfect plan. Entrepreneurs execute and adjust the plan later.
  6. Wanna-be’s wait for their lucky break. Entrepreneurs engineer four, five, six plans and execute them in tandem, wagering that at least one plan will get traction.
  7. Wanna-be’s fear looking stupid in front of their friends. Entrepreneurs willingly risk making fools of themselves, knowing that long-term success is a good trade for short-term loss of dignity.
  8. Wanna-be’s shield their precious ideas from harsh reality, postponing the verdict of success or failure until ‘someday.’ Entrepreneurs expose their ideas to cold reality as soon as reasonably possible.
  9. Wanna-be’s put off practicing basketball until they’ve got Air Jordans. Entrepreneurs practice barefoot behind the garage.
  10. Wanna-be’s believe what they’re told, believe their own assumptions. Entrepreneurs do original research and determine what paths have been already trod.
  11. Wanna-be’s believe they can do anything. Entrepreneurs do what they’re gifted for and delegate the rest.
  12. Wanna-be’s think about the world in terms of COULD and SHOULD. Entrepreneurs think in terms of IS and CAN BE.

To be honest, it’s a great checklist to check up on my own behavior. Am I acting like an entrepreneur or a wanna-be?

[tags] perrry marshall, adwords, entrepreneur, john koetsier [/tags]

First rule of marketing

OK, my blog is my memory, which means that you, dear reader, get treated to gems like this:

[First Rule of Marketing:] If you want to be interesting, don’t talk about yourself. Amen.

That’s from Hugh at GapingVoid, and when I re-read it today, I wanted to remember it. So I posted it.

Very simple rule, and very simple reason: who likes to be with the person at the party who’s alrways replaying personal movies: did this, did that, went here, went there, my kid this, my kid that, blah blah blah?

No-one.

Here’s how Kathy Sierra puts it:

[tags] marketing, rule, hugh macleod, gapingvoid, john koetsier [/tags]

Adlinks will ruin the web

fake-links.pngIf every page starts to look like this, we’re in big, big trouble.

All those links are fake links – ad links … what I’m going to call adlinks. This particular bit on nonsense is featured on /Film’s Indiana Jones story.

They don’t actually go anywhere that you might think they do, they’re only ads, and they’re either selling something at best barely related to what you’re reading about, or they’re just a way to benefit from adwords arbitrage (insert whatever pay-per-click program you wish, even Microsoft’s).

Plus, they’re too dense, meaning that the value of each individual link is less. And finally, since they bear no relationship to the story/post, they actually inhibit communication.

fake-links2.jpgWhen you mouse over them, they look like this.

Links are the roads and the currency of the web. When they don’t do what they’re supposed to do, we’re putting potholes in our roads. We’re inflating the currency.

And we’re pissing in our own well.

[tags] adlinks, ads, links, advertising, online, john koetsier [/tags]

Roses and chocolate

Why doesn’t anybody sell flowers and chocolate?

I need a few gifts for co-workers who are really doing an amazing job. I was thinking flowers and a box of fine chocolates. Why do I have to go to two different stores to do that?

Someone should sell both. I think they’d make a killing.

[tags] flowers, chocolate, gift, marketing, business, idea, john koetsier [/tags]

Kodak: Marketing with balls

Advertising this good deserves recognition:

This is marketing from people who have read the Cluetrain. This is marketing from people who give a damn. This is marketing from people who are having fun.

If all advertising was this good you wouldn’t need to skip commercials.

[tags] ad, advertising, kodak, kodak moment, guts, marketing, john koetsier [/tags]

Seriously out of touch 2.0

Was checking out Steve Poland‘s new Web 2.0 For Sale website after seeing it mentioned on Techcrunch.

Great idea, but the low price ($10 for a month’s worth of listing) seriously negatively impacts quality.

Right now there’s mostly lousy domain names for sale and out-of-touch naifs trying to sell unknown and unsuccessful social bookmarking sites for $2,000,000. I quote: “there’s two of us – we want $1 millions each.” Uhuh. That sounds likely.

Listings should be something like $100/month. Quality would go up.

[tags] web2.0, for sale, techcrunch, steve poland, john koetsier [/tags]

Russian chocolate: for men only?

I had no idea that chocolate was only for men. But then again, I’ve never been to Russia:

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In case that’s not quite clear enough, there’s a warning on the back:

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My niece just came back from Russia – visiting with her dance troupe. Amazingly, she attended a session in Catherine the Great’s private theatre. She also saw these wacky chocolate bars from Nestle.

Why are they only for men? I’d love to know the story – I can only guess.

Maybe manly Russian men don’t eat chocolate, and this is Nestle’s version of a Marlboro cowboy. Maybe the chocolate contains testosterone and other male hormones that would have deleterious effects on women.

If you know the marketing story behind this, let me know! (Please.)

[ update ]

My wife did a simple Google search and found this Russian site that explains chocolate for men.

An excerpt:

The idea of this product creation, intended only for men, is based on deep understanding of a modern man psychology. “The role of woman in a society is more and more increasing. A distinction between a woman and a man is gradually drawn. So much the men would like to have things, which will belong only to them. Considering this need, “Nestle” company developed a key idea of “untouchable man’s property”, which was laid in the basis of Nestle® Classic for Men strategic concept”,- Aleksandra Tarasinkevich, senior manager of trademarks of confectionery products department of “Nestle” company, says.

Interesting …

[tags] nestle, chocolate, men, russia, marketing, john koetsier [/tags]

Reasons & reasoning: why people buy what they buy

Saw a link to Clotaire Rapaille’s interview on The Persuaders on 37signals’ blog a couple of days ago … and I’ve been mulling it over ever since.

He’s a psychiatrist-turned-brand-marketer, and he helps companies understand what people are really thinking (as opposed to what they’ll tell you) and why they really do things (as opposed to how they explain themselves). An interesting part:

When we [are] born, we have the reptilian brain. The reptilian brain is there already. It’s part of survival; it’s breathing, eating, going to the bathroom. But then, in relationship with the mother, we develop the second brain, which is the limbic brain — emotions — and these emotions vary from one culture to another. In the relationship with your mother, you’re going to imprint, make mental connection about what means love, what means mother, what means being fed, what means a home, what means all the things that are very basic for survival. [These] are transmitted by the mother to you, and you create this mental connection in the brain — like a reference system, if you want, that you keep using. After a while, this system becomes unconscious. You do not even think about it. You know “Oh, this is a house; of course this is a house.” Well, for a lot of people around the world, this is not a house. A house might be a tent or made of ice or whatever, but this is not their reference system. It might be different for others.

Then, after 7, we have in place the cortex. The cortex is the last part of the brain that we develop, and that’s what we suppose to be “intelligent.” We are scientists, you know — numbers and stuff like that. Now, what is interesting is the cortex, we [are] kind of aware of that. We try to be intelligent, but the reptilian [part] we are not very much aware of it, and the limbic is more or less completely unconscious.

An interesting example of what he’s talking about, when asked what’s wrong with most market research:

They are too cortex, which means that they think too much, and then they ask people to think and to tell them what they think. Now, my experience is that most of the time, people have no idea why they’re doing what they’re doing. They have no idea, so they’re going to try to make up something that makes sense. Why do you need a Hummer to go shopping? “Well, you see, because in case there is a snowstorm.” No. Why [do] you buy four wheel drive? “Well, you know, in case I need to go off-road.” Well, you live in Manhattan; why do you need four wheel drive in Manhattan? “Well, you know, sometime[s] I go out, and I go — ” You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to understand that this is disconnected. This is nothing to do with what the real reason is for people to do what they do. So there are many limits in traditional market research.

But some examples he gives of people that are getting it right:

Some people understand the power of the reptilian in a very gutsy way. They don’t do all the analysis of the three brains, but [they get it]. For example, the Nextel campaign, “I do, therefore I am.” Right, bingo. This is not “I think, therefore I am.” And the campaign for the Hummer — the Hummer is a car with a strong identity. It’s a car in a uniform. I told them, put four stars on the shoulder of the Hummer, you will sell better. If you look at the campaign, brilliant. I have no credit for it, just so you know, but brilliant. They say, “You give us the money, we give you the car, nobody gets hurt.” I love it! It’s like the mafia speaking to you. For women, they say it’s a new way to scare men. Wow. And women love the Hummer. They’re not telling you, “Buy a Hummer because you get better gas mileage.” You don’t. This is cortex things. They address your reptilian brain.

Fascinating stuff, to me.

[tags] branding, marketing, Clotaire Rapaille, john koetsier, market research [/tags]

GUST … Timothy Johnson’s at it again

Just opened a package in the mail – it’s Timothy Johnson’s new GUST: the “Tale” Wind of Office Politics.

Where does the guy get the time? It seems like just a few months ago that he came out with Race Through the Forest: a Project Management Fable.

Very cool … I’ll be reading it in the next week or so and post some thoughts. Thanks, Tim!

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FYI here’s Tim’s blog post announcing the book. And if you’re wondering what GUST stands for, here’s his explanation:

GUST is an acronym to describe a process of approaching office politics:

  • Game – figure out what is being manipulated and the source of friction
  • Understand – determine what is behind the players, the behaviors, and the motivations
  • Strategize – establish an approach that will get you as close to win-win as possible
  • Take Action – get your ducks in a row as you implement your political strategy
[tags] timothy johnson, books, gust, john koetsier, office politics [/tags]

iBegin: local businesses online

Just so you know, I’m getting paid $50 to write this review of iBegin. I belong to the ReviewMe service, and get an invitation to review a product or site every couple of weeks. I accept about half of them.

Here’s why I decided to do this review of iBegin:

  1. I went to the iBegin site
  2. I clicked on Washington state, where I spend a significant amount of time
  3. I clicked on Bellingham, a city I’m in frequently
  4. I clicked on Landscape Contractors … a service I’m currently in need of
  5. … and there were 15 or so businesses listed

‘Nuf said: I clicked accept review and started this article.

Available where I am
Why? I’m fairly used to new online businesses coming out that are going to revolutionize XYZ offline category … but when you go visit, they offer services in San Francisco, New York, and maybe Mountain Village, CA. Then, over the next few months, they add major cities around the US – usually in order of population. In other words, they’re only useful if you’re in a major urban center.

Seeing that iBegin is useful in a smallish Pacific Northwest city is pretty cool. If it wasn’t, I wouldn’t have accepted this review.

Plumbers aren’t online
The other thing, however, that interests me about iBegin is that it addresses a major problem: plumbers aren’t online. Joe Butt-Crack doesn’t have a website … and that’s a problem.

Why? Because when I need information, I go online – and so do an increasing percentage of people. White pages, yellow pages – I don’t like pages. I like Google, and I like the web. So it’s important that local businesses have an online presence. Since Joe’s never going to start a blog and is probably not too likely to pay his teenage cousin $50 to put up a cheesy 1-page business card … someone’s gotta do it for him.

Taking it deeper
When you actually click on a business name, you get all the basics: address, contact info, etc. You also get a Google Maps view of where they are.

What I’d like to see in addition to that is some social media features. In other words, feedback from clients … “I used Joe, and he’s great,” etc. etc.

In other words, do for local businesses what TripAdvisor does for hotels. I’m sure iBegin has that in mind and will likely add it … I’d like to see it sooner rather than later.

You can actually do something like now, because it’s a wiki and therefore editable, but that might not be totally obvious to people. Some kind of simple star rating might be a little easier, and some slightly more structured way of adding feedback and giving businesses a score (like buyers/sellers on eBay) would be useful.

[tags] ibegin, paid, review, reviewme, local, business, john koetsier [/tags]

8 steps to perfectly pitching bloggers

If you scroll down you’ll notice I recently added a blogroll-ish type of feature to bizhack: Autoroll. I don’t add a lot of flare to my blog because I like to keep it simple and clean and fast-loading, but I kinda wanted to this time. You would too if you got a nice email like the one I got.

So nice, in fact, that it’s an example of the perfect pitch for bloggers in 8 simple steps:

  1. Suck up (a little)

    From what I read, your blog seems to cover a lot of interesting topics around technology,marketing and corporate blogging. Your blog is quite visible (I found you in the first results of Technorati), so I guess you must receive loads of messages.

    Sucking up is always good. (By sucking up, I just mean being polite and maybe, just a little, exagerating on the positive side when commenting on someone else’s accomplishments.)

  2. Be humble

    We are just a small tech startup running a beta test for a new widget for blogs.
    As the topic of your blog fits pretty well with the type of high end blog we are looking for, it would be very interesting if you could join our AutoRoll beta test.

    No-one helps jerks or egomaniacs, so even if you’re achingly hip and working for the most blood-spatteringly cutting-edge sexy startup in the world, pretend you’re just a couple of guys in a garage fighting hard to do something cool.

  3. Simply explain the widget

    What’s all about? AutoRoll is the blog roll of your readers. It’s a widget that displays links to blogs your readers are visiting the most often.

    Nothing confusing here. Perfect. But intriguing enough to make me continue to read.

  4. Simply explain what it does

    How does it work? We trace the number of visits of each unique reader on each blog that has installed AutoRoll. The more often a reader visits a specific blog, the greater his affinity is with this blog.

    Hrm … the possibilities …

  5. Simply explain the benefits

    What are the benefits for you? First of all, you will provide your readers with a very entertaining blog roll, based on other readers with similar reading habits. Moreover, you will get highly qualified incoming traffic for your blog. Indeed, as other similar blogs display your blog on their AutoRoll, they will feed you with new readers with a strong affinity with your blog.

    Entertaining my readers is a top priority, of course (as I listen to Nirvana’s Teen Spirit). And getting fed with new readers is delicious and nutritious.

  6. Include a strong close

    It takes 1 minute to install: http://autoroll.criteo.com/

    Almost true, too yet. Impressive.

  7. And suck up just a little more

    I would be really interested in your personal feedback on this widget.
    Thanks for your help.
    Regards,
    Peter
    Project Manager CRITEO

    OK, I like to help people out when it’s possible.

  8. Include a link to your blog

    www.criteo.com
    http://blog.criteo.com/

    So easy to forget this elemental element of pitching to … bloggers.

The one true only way BRANDING actually works

Errr, that great idea? Just came back.

I’m thinking/working/dealing with branding lately. Traditional branding sucks … isn’t that where some guy throws you to the ground and jams red-hot poker and right up against your ribs? Ouch! Who wants that?

Here’s a thought (it’s not really an idea) about modern branding:

Great companies don’t brand their products. They allow you to brand yourself by choosing to buy their products.

(In case you’re wondering, I had to boldface that because it’s so mindblowingly significant. Just so you know. You know?)

Think: do people buy a BMW because it has more X than the competition? Put whatever you want in X: power, style, leather, agility, rubber, buttons – whatever. The answer is: of course not.

People buy a Beamer to brand themselves.

Now they’re Beamer people. Someone to be taken seriously. Maybe not Trump, but Trump-ettes. (OK, that came out wrong.) Seriously on their way, dude. Going somewhere, even if they’re on the wrong side of the freeway.

If you can get that that stage as a company where people buy your products to brand themselves, wow you have it made.

Whether branding is still painful when you D-I-Y, I have no idea. I’m just an Apple-using iPod-sporting mac-addict.

What do I know?

[tags] brand, branding, bmw, john koetsier [/tags]

Seth Godin’s advice for me (and you?)

A couple of weeks ago 37signals mentioned they were having a fireside chat with Seth Godin and Mark Hurst. They asked for questions; I submitted one.

Today I was very happy to learn that mine was one of those chosen – and even happier that Seth gave a great, great answer:

A couple of reader questions:

John Koetsier, 22 Jan 07, for Seth: “I have a million startup ideas (ok, my potential biz list is about 20 ideas long) but limited time. What’s the best strategy: go deep on one idea, or try 3-4 simultaneously? Time is limited, obviously, money is as well. Rifle or shotgun: what would you do?”
Seth
I think this is a false dichotomy.
rifle implies all your eggs in one basket.
get it wrong and you go home.
shotgun implies that you throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks
half assed, in other words.
I think there’s a different approach.
Matt
what’s that?
Seth
We start by understanding that in any industry, there are dues to be paid, things to learn, people to know.
A base of code to be written, or concepts to understand.
If you go shotgun, you’ll resist that. You’ll flutter and flitter.
Always waiting in the supermarket line, switching lines,
never getting to the front.
BUT
So, I say, pay your dues. Concentrate your effort.
Matt
Good point.
Seth
At the same time, understand that you will never be right about fashion.
You’ll never get the story perfect.
And if all your eggs are in one basket, you’ll study too much
you’ll test too much
and you’ll be afraid to go go go
and so, build your platform
and be sure your platform leaves room for many riffs, many shots, many attempts to get it right.
At Yoyodyne, we changed our business plan COMPLETELY every four or five months.
Our core beliefs stayed, our software base stayed, our people stayed
but our business changed.
end of riff
Mark
if i can attempt an echo.. be tight on the foundation; be loose on what you build off it
Seth
yeah, like that.
Mark
i agree that context is so important – content may change, emerge, whatever
Matt
Sounds like you need to have a foundation, but one that can float as opposed to being anchored.
Seth
it’s the attitude, Matt. If your attitude is, “we built this foundation, we will continue to reinvest in it, AND we will always be willing to radically change our story and our deliverables” then I think you win.

Wow. Thanks for that great, great advice, Seth. That’s really, really helpful.

Political comment spam

Bleh … comment spam is now getting political …

Samson Blinded: A Machiavellian Perspective in the Middle East Conflict also scored high in all categories it was nominated. Google earlier banned advertising of that blog for unacceptable content.

Samson Blinded’s author advocates religious state of Judea at the border with Israel and expulsion of Arabs. Obadiah Shoher denies democracy dominated by liberals and Muslims and calls Israelis to oppose police efforts at removing the settlements. His other point is dismanlting economically unbearable Israeli army and relying on nuclear weapons. However, he decried Lebanese and Iraq invasions.

Public opinion seems to strongly shift the the right in Middle East issues. Any thoughts on that?

I don’t understand why spammers of all stripes don’t at least try to make sense or form a coherent statement.

[tags] spam, comments, blogging, john koetsier [/tags]

B2B marketing, web-enabled

Marketing Sherpa has a great case study on B-B marketing via multiple media, including the web, by B&B Electronics.

Some of the key findings:

  • “Google kicks butt. By far 75% of our PPC-driven names come from Google. Ask is also decent, but not dramatic. MSN is still weak and Business.com can be hard to use.
  • Triggered email timing tests ended up a wash. Turns out folks opened and clicked about the same whether they were getting emails weekly or monthly.

Lots of samples of campaign creative here too ..

Potpourri linkage

I have this shockingly bad habit of saving browser windows in tabs in the Mac OS X dock for days on end, unable to get rid of them until I’ve done something with them.

Sometimes I can get away with sending them to del.icio.us. Other times I just have to blog them. This is one of those cases …

5 Reasons Why Enthusiasm is Better than Confidence
Scrumptiously delicious brainfood … and good reasons to distrust confidence. A must-read.

  1. Confidence is about you – enthusiasm is about your subject
  2. Confidence is about you (again) – enthusiasm is about others
  3. Confidence is impressive – enthusiasm is infectious
  4. Confidence is certain – enthusiasm is creative
  5. Confidence is serious – enthusiasm is fun

The most compelling parts of Seth Godin’s The Big Moo
OK, I won’t re-list them. Just go check ’em out. Then you’ll probably want to buy the book, too.

. . .
. . .

Phew, that feels so much better. Now I can kill my browser window.

[tags] seth godin, confidence, enthusiasm, john koetsier, linkage [/tags]

RDF tutorial: how to present like Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is famous for his reality distortion field … the way that his presentations or presence seems to exert an almost uncanny degree of influence of people.

Here’s an overview of how to do that in presentation form. A brief overview:

  1. Rehearse often
  2. Be yourself
  3. Use visuals effectively
  4. Focus on the problem you’re solving in detail
  5. Say everything three times
  6. Tell stories
  7. Use comparisons to demonstrate features

There’s much more meat at the actual post – go check it out.

[tags] steve jobs, rdf, reality distortion field, john koetsier, presentation, presenting [/tags]

Let’s Be Brief contest begins

Robert Hruzek’s Let’s be Brief contest is starting today, for which I am a judge (along with the estimable Shawn Callahan).

All you have to do to enter and win undying fame, massive linkage, and maybe even something of a more pecuniary nature (dream on!) is write a comment on this post.

An early favorite of mine is this one:

Addicted to blogging. Seeking new job.

There’s just so many ways you can read that!

[tags] contest, lets be brief, robert hruzek, john koetsier [/tags]

Anti-advertising: IBM mainframe ad

This is the best IBM advertising I have ever seen:

I can’t remember where I saw it – sorry! – but someone was blogging about this as the Jon Stewartization of corporate communications. Smart, funny, ironic, not too self-serving, not too serious, very aware of stereotypes and opinions of others.

Love it!

steve’d: immediate reaction to Apple’s iPhone keynote

Just finished watching the Apple iPhone keynote. What a masterful Jobsian performance.

Random thoughts as I slowly exit the reality distortion field:

  • want one, now
  • five months is a loooooong time to wait
  • pricing is OK
  • gonna want more space than 8 GB, and soon
  • battery life is a bit of a challenge – this baby will need to be docked every night
  • beautiful, beautiful integration
  • amazing design
  • just to be clear (and to quote his Steveness), I’m not talking about pretty pictures. Design is how it works
  • the third-party app universe is going to be amazing … just like the iPod ecosystem today
  • he got Google’s CEO and Yahoo’s Cheif Yahoo on the same stage, seconds after each other!
  • telecommunications guys are boring
  • Eric Schmidt is boring, too, but at least he was quick

Oh, and one more thing. It probably won’t get to Canada for months and months after it launches in the US. Bleh.

[tags] apple, iphone, steve jobs, keynote, john koetsier [/tags]

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