You can’t make stuff this good up:
“Let the hackle zipper cut in the drailing wheel, then draught at full tilt to upgrade, let the drailing wheel tunning hight speed, at this time set the product to evenness floor to go speed run.”
Also notice, under the name of the toy: “Playing must on the smoothness floor.”
But don’t worry, the toy itself is great. After all, it’s part of a “toys series with a strong sense for playing.”
Ahhh … language. Babelfish has got to be better than whoever mangled this translation.
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