It’s sad but true: Steve Jobs is a valley girl.
Valley girl-ese is a well-known sub-dialect of teen girls in California’s San Fernando valley that features extensive use of the phrases “you know, “like,” and “way.”
Like, it’s a girl, you know, who totally goes to a Valley School, okay? And, like, they talk like this, okay? And, like, they’ve been stereotyped in films, okay? They’re, like, so dumb in those films!
Or, it’s like, a guy, you know, who runs like a company that makes computers, you know, and they’re really cool, okay?
Yup. Really cool.
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