I am so sick of networking software like LinkedIn, Friendster, Tribe, Orkut, and so on.
First of all, it’s been done to death. Secondly, I have real friends, thanks so much. Third, I hate networking anyways. And fourth, all of a sudden tons of people want to sell me stuff like CRM:

Now I can trade friends like companies on the stock exchange?
Note the irony: this is an invite from the bizdev guy of a customer relationship management software company, who is trading his own relationships for an outside shot at getting some of my business. Oddly enough, he’s not using his own software to generate leads.
Sheesh …