OK, I am Judge Glenda Hatchett, am black, female, a lawyer, a judge, and would love to come speak at your next corporate function for $35K.
Please send me all your inquiries and requests for help. After all, everyone else does.
Ahhh … the “wisdom” of masses …[tags] judge glenda hatchett, john koetsier, funny, stupid [/tags]
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That is an amazing (read: mind-bending) thread. If you were bothered about keyword advertising, then you know what to do! 😛
Also, if you have conflicting engagements, I would be glad to fill in as Judge Glenda, given the $35K. (Sorry, am not stalking you, John, despite 4 comments today.)
Ian, the only problem is you have to fit into the specially made Judge Glenda body/face suit which has been custom-molded for my body. Sorry – I’m taking the $35K and running. 🙂
John – I always knew there was something about you I liked. The fact you’re a judge isn’t it though. 🙂