I am not Judge Glenda Hatchett

Just to clarify matters, I am not black, female, a lawyer, a judge, an American, a celebrity, a TV personality, or a big-bucks keynote speaker.

Other than that, Judge Glenda Hatchett and I have a ton in common. In fact, we might as well be the same person. To many, apparently, we are.

(If you’re wondering why I’m posting this odd denial, please see the comments on this post published earlier in the year.)

[tags] glenda hatchett, john koetsier, mistakes [/tags]

7 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Oh, John! That was hilarious! I am sitting here with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! lol…We *are* going to look back at these “text-based Internet days” as the era of smoke signals when the real collaborative social networking tools arrive. Trust me! Then, people will know you are not Judge Glenda Hatchett — who, BTW, sounds like a wonderful woman from your blog.

    A thought just occurred to me — maybe a SEO hint you can work on for your readers and a little tie in to your Google Ad Sense issues — what if you did a blog on the Pope? Then, you push prayer beads. It’s just a rough idea — you feel free to take it and shape it and use it as your own. Me, I’m going to go back and write about Oprah. That woman is LOADED!

  • CAN YOU COME HERE TO GET ADVICE.if this is i wanted to know how do i get to talk to you i love you and i watch your show all the time.i am 14 and i was gang raped by three people at one time.the way that i help myself is by cutting myself.i think that i am ugly and worth nothing. but what i want to do is stat a program for yong women like myself what do i do can you please help me on what to do.

  • If you could call or write me a letter, anything i just dont know what to do he sees my 9 month old child but doesnt do anything for her i know ineed counseling and guidance i was hoping you could be my guidance

  • You haven’t wrote me back so im just asking you not to forget about me i really am looking for guidance yet you haven’t even bothered to give me a reply.

  • Keyonna, please check out this link:

    I am NOT Judge Glenda Hatchett

    Just so you’re aware, it’s the same article you commented on. The one that you hoped would help you contact Judge Glenda Hatchett. And yes, the same one in which I explicitly declare I am NOT her.

    However, if there’s something I (John Koetsier, white, 34, male, Canadian, not-judge, not-lawyer, not-TV-personality, not-rich) can help you with, please let me know.