I saw these Bowel Buddy crackers in a flyer that came to our house.

From the site:
Bowel Buddies quickly supply a large amount of insoluble fiber directly to the bowel where, with water, it goes to work “pushing, cleaning, churning, and clearing.”
Bowel Buddy Bran Wafers are conveniently packaged in individual 2-wafer packages to guarantee freshness.
I guess a friend in need is a friend in deed.
Hilarious. This is straight from the pages of Saturday Night Live … except it’s not.