Invitation from the in-box

From my in-box (any day this week):

We have just seen your resume on the blahblahblah website and found that you have some of the key attributes we look for in a blah blah job here at blah company.

With a rich history, blah company provides rewarding careers for its associates as they help blahblahblah customers achieve their blah blah goals. We currently employ more than blah associates with over blah branches across blah country, and over bigger blah branches in the really big blah country. 144 of those branches are located in the blah your region and there are still many locations available across the blah general area of your region.

Not only are we continuing to grow our sales force, we are continuing to grow our achievements. We are very proud to announce that blah company was named one of the “Top blah Companies to Work for in blah region” by blah magazine and blah pundit. (Blah date)

There are so many great things to share about blah company; this letter can only begin to scratch the surface. I hope that you will take the opportunity to learn more about the blah blah job opportunity by attending an information seminar on blah date.

To find out if you may be a fit, please complete our online assessment at:

blah wierd URL

If your qualifications meet our criteria, a recruiter will contact you with the event location and details.

Space is limited. To ensure your reservation, please respond before blah date. We will make our best attempt to accommodate requests received after this date; however, if we are unable to confirm your reservation before the event, you will be contacted by our recruiting department at a later date.

Sincerely,

Blah Recruiting
Blah Company

Thanks for the personal invite. I’ll get right on it.

[tags] resume, jobs, recruiting, spam, john koetsier [/tags]

 


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