I happened to be in our Langley office the other day, and noticed an odd dot on the urinal:
A little closer it appeared to take on some definition and shape. It was definitely something about Windows:
Even closer, it was readily discernable. Apparently, this urinal was designed for use with Windows XP. It’s amazing the things that toilets do these days.
(I doubt he’d admit to it, but I’m almost certain that this is the handiwork of a particularly nefarious associate, one Rastin Mehr.)